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Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs
Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.
An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.
An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
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Plz readed teh storiez here: http://lolcatbible.com/
Kthxbai.
Ceiling Cat creats teh universes and stuffs
Ceiling Cat vs Basement Cat
Fearz teh Ceiling Cat!
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