Intruder 9

Intruder 9, or "Gáspár" (because I said so) is a fluffy black cat of unknown sex. If you are lucky, you will hear them sing the song of their people which strongly resembles a child's first attempt at opera. If you respond in kind, you will have successfully traumatised the cat, and it will stay away for at least a few days.

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  Visiting the mysterious source of yumminess, or "kitchen".